Hi My Spooky Fashionistas!
I hope you all have your costumes planned by now! I’ve put together a ‘Fashion Emergency Kit” for you so you can avoid disaster and enjoy your night, no matter what it throws at you! You never know when a wardrobe malfunction will strike and by the time you get a cab home to fix your outfit, the party is gonna be over!
1.) Clear nail polish – ever had a Werewolf walk by and slice open your pantyhose? This will prevent snags from becoming full on street-walker runs.
2.) Travel bottle of Eye Makeup remover – a true essential! Makeup will smear and smudge and sweat off at even the mildest of parties so make sure you have a way of cleaning up that doesn’t involve a sleeve and your best friend’s spit. Ugh!
3.) Compact mirror – hello.
4.) Red Lipstick or Liner – Ah crap. Did someone just spill an entire vodka cran down your pristine outfit?! Well there’s no turning back now – turn it into a blood stain and go UnDead! Don’t forget to draw some matching blood stains on your mouth.
5.) Safety Pins – last year’s costume a wee bit tight but you managed to get into it with your friends help? Well guess what, now it has split and your side boob/bum/whatever is hanging out and you are so embarrassed you could cry. No problem! Thank Goodness you packed those safety pins!
6.) Flats – These will be a life saver is you are even thinking about heading out to an after party. Just tuck them inside eachother and stuff in the bottom of your purse – dont’ worry there’s room. They’re called flats for a reason!
7.) Eyelash glue – not only does this save you from that loose, flapping eyelash look, but can be a handy fix if parts of your costume start to drop off or you are wearing something really low cut and don’t have two-way tape.
8.) Sunglasses – Well, rockstar! You did it! You managed to pull an all nighter and stay up until the sun came up. Now its time for the walk of shame, perhaps stopping for breakfast before you pass out for days. Sunnies will save you from the peircing sunlight and depending on how cleverly disguised your costume is, will aid in keeping your shameful party monster identity a secret!
Well that’s all kiddies! So have a Fashionable and Safe Halloween and remember the same rules apply for adults: look both ways when crossing the street ( x2 if you’re in a mask, wig, or extreme heels) and don’t take candy from strangers!
Happy Halloween!
<3
Janine “Jammer” Jankowski



































